I do not want to go out into the world with insurance in my pocket, in case I am...– Hermann Hesse, The Glass Bead Game (via andrewdoughman)
Just saw Tom Hanks, wearing shorts!– Myself, Just 7 minutes ago
Getting Dressed With Mother: Date Edition
Me: Wait! *sees Mother wearing a pink-purple cheetah print top and starts typing*
Mother: For what?
Me: This! *Cheetah Girls starts playing* They wear stuff like that through out the whole movie.
Mother: *looks at the video* I look like a Cheetah Girl. That means I'm sexy.
Never eat instant noodles out of the pot or this...
Mother: Take your pot. *giggles*
Me: Are you seriously laughing right now?
Mother: I meant take your dishes. That's what she said... No. That's what I said. *laughs*
Is it just me or...
does Kang Hye-jeong look like the Korean version of Dagmara Dominczyk? Only at first glance, but it still counts… And doesn’t IU look like the Korean version of Ellen Page? The resemblance is especially there in the IU’s Someday music video.
Fuck Yeah, North Korea!: Kim Jong-il's Titles →
fuckyeahdprk: The following list are some of my favorite titles of North Korean dictator, Kim Jong-il. Center of the Party Guiding Ray of the Sun Glorious General, Who Descended From Heaven Amazing Politician Respected Leader Brilliant Leader Guiding Star of the Twenty-first Century Invincible…
Shoes is better than gin, I think.– Pedro (Ring of Fear)
I want to be Joy in a production of Serpent in the Night Sky by Dianne Warren.
ifoundoutatzeropoint: Do you ever love a song so...
dailydoseofeargasm: I Wish I Was Someone Better...
Pops, I had no clue. The old guy in Chicken Heart...
smitey-mcsmiterx: Too Many Dicks On The Dance...
Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other’s good, and...– Homer
zephyrblue: yesterday-the beatles
The Mean Orphan From Annie.
Thank you, Pepper. The past is all too present now. Thank you, Walter. I have 34 pieces of Styrofoam balls, today’s lunch ticket, and tomorrow’s breakfast ticket in my left shoe as evidence of you somewhat cheering Thank you, fellow Canadian. You actually seemed somewhat concerned last period, and I appreciate that. Thank you, Vancouver. You losing means my dad’s Bruins still...
dontridethathorse: Dinah Washington & Max...
"You have a natural beauty. Maybe that's why she...
Natural beauty. People say I have gorgeous eyes and look interesting being I am mixed beautifully. Kind of like a well bred bitch. “You have a natural beauty. Maybe that’s why she thinks that you would make a great actress.” This comment made by a school mate agitated me. I was talking about how my drama teacher thinks I am good at acting and how I don’t think so. That was...
I sense a David Bowie phase coming on!
fuckyeah-theoffice: How are you gonna cook every...
Words do not express thoughts very well. They always become a little different...– Hermann Hesse (via simplicityduplicity)
A Mother- Daughter Moment: Why Mothers Use...
Mother: For a better life!
Mother: The movie! Oh wait... That's Inception...