A "Damn Dirty Ape!" Moment
A “Damn Dirty Ape!” moment is when what you said could be considered racist though it is not at all. I was lost in the mall parking area looking for the car, and once I found the vehicle I drove in I called the car a “Damn dirty APE!” for being hard to find. As fate would have it 3 African American women walked past the car at that very moment that fantastic,...
The Pizza Pan of Wonder
I totally saw Munch from Law and Order: SVU at Bed, Bath, ad Beyond. Didn’t say anything, and looked creepily at him. Mother and I were walking to the check out with a pizza pan, and Richard Belzer was finishing check out. He was wearing a black suit, with a white hat that really cool classic gangsters wear. I saw him, and whispered to Mother, “Hey, He looks like Munch from Law and...